Evil Eavesdroppers

Don't you hate it when...
Your office-mate or neighbor on the other side of your cubicle wall not only listens to all your personal phone converstions, no matter how quietly you talk, she comments on them after you hang up. For example, if she hears you planning to meet a friend for a movie, she'll tell you why you shouldn't see that movie, then she'll reveal the ending. If she hears you discussing where to meet a friend for lunch, she'll tell you the food there stinks and you should go somewhere else. If she hears you making a dentist appointment, she'll tell you as many dental horror stories as she can.

Wouldn't you love to...
Take a large, empty, glass fishbowl and place it completely over her head prior to your next phone conversation. If anyone walks into the office and sees her with an inverted fishbowl on her head, just say she's pretending to be an astronaut.

Or, give her a taste of her own medicine. When you hear her having a personal phone conversation, don't even wait until she hangs up. Just barge into the conversation with your own wicked comments. Be nasty! Have fun!